Real Adam Paul
It's about to get real, everybody
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See Me
- Stand Up, Airings, Screenings and Appearances
- You may know me from: How I Met Your Mother (as The Naked Man), One For the Money (as Katherine Heigl's suitor Bernie Kuntz) or from the Starz comedy Hollywood Residential, as Tony King.
- You may also not know me at all.
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Tweets
- Hey Republican friends, if you're down with the party's current agenda, it's kind of a non-starter for me. Let's unfriend each other now.
- @JenKirkman is your point that you'd rather not pay school taxes or that your school taxes are going to slow stroller pushers?
- Happy, in spite of the feet. http://t.co/4cH8yIhi6v
- When aliens find the artifacts of our culture ages from now, will they snicker that one of our entertainers was named Engelbert Humperdinck?
- Somehow, I can't help thinking this is all the Republican's fault. http://t.co/9gAwuzp1n9
- HILARIOUS “@TheOnion: The Onion Is Hiring http://t.co/H4CU1kytHo”
- A note for #ojsimpson : 'Shifty' is a poor defense strategy.
- As a newly thinner man watching @pauladeen, I can't help thinking: Man, that chick really fucking hated her body with a PASSION.
- This is why I don't wash my hands after peeing. For my friends @gocanvas http://t.co/QmESnKVNZk
- @rachaelstott still better than a US Republican
- PLEASE NOTE: Boogers and Weird Stuff are NOT recyclable. @WorkInProgress #procrastination http://t.co/492vhI4kNx
- RT @joncassar: Hey #24 fans - here's Carlos Bernards short film available for download - please support him http://t.co/j8fL4Fv3u9
- @CBernard_News received! Will get it out to you today. One ep for now - I believe it aired last night...
- RT @imageoscillite: I Made Out With Him Anyway: Funny stuff from @NickHoffa, @KatieQLowes and @RealAdamPaul.
- At classy, classy David's Bridal. Fantastic. http://t.co/UfOD1GKDKr
- RT @CBernard_News: You haven't seen "Your Father's Daughter" yet? Buy it now and support @CBernardsbull @RealAdamPaul https://t.co/un5cTHVA…
- @CBernard_News send me your email and I'll resend the pics
- @CBernard_News what sort of message are you getting?
- @CBernard_News shouldn't be a problem
- #standandfight seems like a perfectly reasonable slogan for the #nra. It feels so sane when paired with the image of dead schoolchildren
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Posts
Manuel is always complaining about how hard it is to maintain his look. But ‘urban douche’ never goes out of style.
Dondra was as proud of her nails as she was of the toilet seat on which she displayed them.
“Shame” wasn’t the intended title of Ahmed’s clever ‘Morning After’ picture, but it’s what we all knew he was feeling.
And that was the day everyone realized Britney was America’s first ass-to-chest breast enhancement candidate.
Katie had the perfect profile picture: that weekend at the lake when she looked so radiant.
Mike had a great sense of humor. Even when his mouth was filled with puppy brains and blood.
Reggie might have had dreamy 6-pack abs, but that didn’t change the fact that he was a homeless dude who lived in the Circle K parking lot.
WE’RE BACK!!
After a delightful summer hiatus, YPS is back with more of the most ridiculous real dating profile pictures the internet can provide.
If you’ve seen some crazy ass pictures out there in dating-land, be sure to drop us a line - maybe we’ll even post it!
It was probably an accident, but the shop-vac photo bomb was oddly appropriate since Craig had been intimate with it many, many times.
After her first husband’s mysterious death, Gabby truly took the most radiant pictures aboard his yacht.
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Spots
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Acting Reel
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Tweets
- Hey Republican friends, if you're down with the party's current agenda, it's kind of a non-starter for me. Let's unfriend each other now.
- @JenKirkman is your point that you'd rather not pay school taxes or that your school taxes are going to slow stroller pushers?
- Happy, in spite of the feet. http://t.co/4cH8yIhi6v
- When aliens find the artifacts of our culture ages from now, will they snicker that one of our entertainers was named Engelbert Humperdinck?
- Somehow, I can't help thinking this is all the Republican's fault. http://t.co/9gAwuzp1n9
- HILARIOUS “@TheOnion: The Onion Is Hiring http://t.co/H4CU1kytHo”
- A note for #ojsimpson : 'Shifty' is a poor defense strategy.
- As a newly thinner man watching @pauladeen, I can't help thinking: Man, that chick really fucking hated her body with a PASSION.
- This is why I don't wash my hands after peeing. For my friends @gocanvas http://t.co/QmESnKVNZk
- @rachaelstott still better than a US Republican
- PLEASE NOTE: Boogers and Weird Stuff are NOT recyclable. @WorkInProgress #procrastination http://t.co/492vhI4kNx
- RT @joncassar: Hey #24 fans - here's Carlos Bernards short film available for download - please support him http://t.co/j8fL4Fv3u9
- @CBernard_News received! Will get it out to you today. One ep for now - I believe it aired last night...
- RT @imageoscillite: I Made Out With Him Anyway: Funny stuff from @NickHoffa, @KatieQLowes and @RealAdamPaul.
- At classy, classy David's Bridal. Fantastic. http://t.co/UfOD1GKDKr
- RT @CBernard_News: You haven't seen "Your Father's Daughter" yet? Buy it now and support @CBernardsbull @RealAdamPaul https://t.co/un5cTHVA…
- @CBernard_News send me your email and I'll resend the pics
- @CBernard_News what sort of message are you getting?
- @CBernard_News shouldn't be a problem
- #standandfight seems like a perfectly reasonable slogan for the #nra. It feels so sane when paired with the image of dead schoolchildren
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Writing
- Sometimes, I write.COMING SOON - 'The Blue Balls of Happiness (and Other Anxious Tales of Manhood)'An ebook collection of funny essays with the tiniest morsel of pathos to make you laugh and go 'aww.'Hit me up to get on my mailing list.
